Sunday, April 26, 2009

CSI Nana

Late Friday afternoon our team received a report of an attempted assault. Upon arrival our team carefully photographed the victim and collected evidence for processing… an eyewitness was still at the scene.
The victim:
The victim appears to have been dragged away from it’s home and roughed up, but was not seriously injured during the attack. After interviewing the eyewitness and getting a detailed description of the suspect, our fine force was able to track down and apprehend the perpetrator who was then taken in for questioning. The alleged perpetrator:

Although the suspect refused to respond when questioned, we believe there is enough hair evidence (which will be confirmed once full forensic testing is completed) to prove that the suspect is indeed guilty. The eyewitness has already made positive identification from a lineup….

The prosecutor has been notified.

1 comment:

Lynn said...

ROTFL!!! LOVE this post!!! Glad to see the victim was only roughed up, no permanent damage was found...